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THEN LOOK AT THIS JERNAL
SilverSonic tells how Final Fantasy 7 really endsposted Nov 4th 2009, 8:36PM
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*Warning, some spoilers and junk like that
Also I'm making this all up on the spot*
So, I'm gonna tell you how that game ends. For realsies.
Meteor comes down, Holy tries to save it, but fails because it is White Magic.
Everyone is all like: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit mang, we gonna die now." And Cloud and Tifa go off screen to have one last love session.
Red XIII says: "Holy is having the reverse affect on Meteor, we should worry about the Planet," but since he is a stupid dog/wolf thing, nobody cares.
Meanwhile, down inside the Planet Kefka, the main villain of Final Fantasy 6, says "No! No no no no no! Only I can destroy the world! I am God! Only God has rights to destroy anything!" And sends the Lifestream to blow up Meteor. Meteor has a seizure, then dies. Sephiroth says "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" and is killed by Kefka, Emperor Gestahl style.
500 years later, Red XIII and his kids go up to the ruins of Midgar, and howl because the Humans left him behind.
Where did humanity go?
They have floating cities now. But all were destroyed when Chaos, Final Boss of Final Fantasy 1, had PMS, and threw a huge temper tantrum. And then Final Fantasy I starts or something.